Yeah, it's that time again
The long-awaited resurrection of Eminem's evil, but godly twin
And it is finally time for you all to see me chew and bite the trend
'Cuz man, maybe my life depends on this one shot
So I'm divin' into the
Beautiful mess that these turn of events have
Been producin, it's time for the pens to
Finally be put to use again
While these mumbling retards can fuse a trend and then
Focus on brainwashin' you and your friends and just
Not even care if they lose or win
'Cuz these careless little assholes
Pollutin' their face with scribbles like
Prrrrr aye, my mouth is full of my homie's nut (skrr)
Prrrrr, I'm gay, I do not have any talent I suck (skrr)
The only thing I do know how to do is
Make myself look like a fucking idiot
Gurgling jizz, mumbling shit
Cuz that's how worthless that my life really is!
(What the fuck) Man, I could puke
Because of how easy it is to copy the formula
(Damn) Maybe you're curious of what it is?
Okay, I'mma be showin' ya
(Here) Cuz with these four little steps its sure
That, you will be blowin' up
(Pough) But when you skyrocket to fame, man
That's when depression be showin' up
Wait, where was I? Oh yeah, teachin you
Little mothafuckz how to fit in wit' your peers
Wait a minute that's not it?
It's about the queers, sheddin' fuckin' tears
'Cuz of all the years, they've been
Plannin' to make this game theirs
But I am here, mumblers beware
This is the time you should tremble in fear
Step. Number. One. is, you should look like a hobo, and
Step. Number. Two. is, always have a triplet flow, and
Step. Number. Three. is, do all the drugs for the net, then
The. Final. Step. is, repeat all of that till' you're dead