The Slashy Show lyrics - Ez Mil

 Talkin' about this, their year...

None of y'all turnin 22 in 2020

And I'm from the 2200 no cap

This' my year

Mhmm

Heh, that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about!


Welcome to my show

How's everybody doin'

Haha, woo

That's how it is though

People in the back

Aight

We changin' it up

Let's go


Yeah, woah

Lately I've been pushin' myself

To my real limit

Lazy rappin', lookin' dumb

But I'mma still get it

Cuz I be chirpin' on these beats

Like a lil' cricket

See me toungin' fly girls

I go rrubba-rribbit


Huh, go and fuck a midget

Lil sucka, get it done

Hit it like she number one

Hit and run, bet you'll

Think it's fun

To be the new bloke

Up in the alley who's stoked

He fucked a tranny who knows

You'll come in handy with blow


Jobs; each costin' 200

GRO

Cuz dudes know the

Chick you fuckin'

She's a hoe

It's the truth and

You still love it

We all know

That she's loose and

You still hump it

Free our bro


Your penile growth has

Completely stopped

Now you're senile though

So go see the doc

Now you got a case of

Sex life injuction

Waste a whole verse on

Erectile disfunction


Haha, woo!

Y'all know what it is, baby

Yeah, uh

Get it, get it!


I'm an irregular math problem

Y'all could never solve

And I'm proud of it, out of it

Like a boy I'm scoutin' it

So if you're a girl, gimme cookies

Aye! Aye baby girl, listen to me


I'mma I'mma

Put my genie in your lamp

When I'm just talkin to you

Don't you dare interrupt me

When I'm in my room watchin Hulu

I'mma make sure that every

Living being is gonna sue you

And I'll be the prosecuter

And watch you get cocked and neutered


And that's just it

That's it

Prolly gon' dip

Dippin'

Like I'm on a trip

Trippin'

I done wrote a hit

Hittin'

Some you rappers spittin' bars

But your flow is shit

Go back to the beginner yard

Y'all should grow a bit


Stomp on you mothafuckz that

Just deserve to be in a back burner

Get hit wit a gat, 30 a clip

When it clack, gurlin' shit like a rat

Turn to a bitch and then snitch

On a cat hurtin' its kitten

Like "that's murder!"


Ooh damn

I just be spazzin' too much

I think I need to get confined

And get a attitude crutch

And if you got a hold of me

Well you just have a loose touch

And if you wanna go at me

Well I don't plan to loose clutch

Mothafucka huh


Jump from the freethrow line

Moonwalk through the air

While rappin' Renegade

That's Em-Jay (MJ)

I could be a rap magazine

Where you look for metaphors

I might be The Source

That's Ben-Ray


Give in to what you want and

Be fly

Kings do not get free thrones so

Keep tryin'

Know that you're not alone in

These times

Send me a feature bro you'll

Be fine


Why am I completely nude

In a dreamy mood and ladies

Wanna meet me too? Relieve me lord

I do not wanna treat thee rude

This speedy tune will

Turn my brain to creamy goo

And maybe boo

I'll show you how this Ez do

With a greedy clue

Gofuckurself.edu

So stream me too

Go give my ass a sweet review

This is my show bitch

Welcome to CD-2